When I was a small child, I was absolutely convinced that chocolate milk came from brown cows and regular milk came from the black and white ones. I detest milk. But if it is chocolate? No problem.
Brown cows are still my favorite. 😉
If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow. ~William Lyon Phelps